The 4th of July..

…turned out to be a damp squid. The first round of the Summer/Autumn leg of the Members Monthly Mêlée had to abandoned because of the atrocious weather conditions. This leg of the M.M.M will now start with the competition on Yorkshire Day, August 1st “. Only half the players completed round 2 so it would be unfair to award points. Having never experienced this before it’s time to review the rules for this event as there have been a few issues that need addressing. We’ll do this so they are in place for the next MMM.

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Yes it was originally a damp squib. It is very common to hear a damp squid instead of damp squib, to mean disappointment, and there are many examples on the Web. The reason for the change seems clear and perfectly logical in its own terms. The word squib means a firework. As the word squib now rarely appears outside the idiom it no longer makes sense to some people. Replacing it with the word squid does two things: it links it to a word that people know, and it breathers new life into an otherwise dead metaphor. Squid intensifies the idea of dampness; and there is, arguably, a strong metaphorical link between dampness and disappointment.

Club Pairs Champions

Tuesday 29th June saw one of the club’s regular events. Bob and Andy were crowned Doubles champions. They won all their 3 games and had a points difference of +25. Pete and Margaret were second with 3 wins and +22 with Maggie & Glyn 3rd with 3 wins and +15. 

Here’s the trophy and a photo of winners.

June melee result and final table

pointsgames
1Maureen27.53
2Robin S20.53
3Nigel193
4=Amanda183
4=Christine A183
6Kevin163
7Jack143
8=Marie132
8=Andrew132
10Richard122
11Rita S11.53
12Pauline113
13Paul S10.52
14=Sue C103
14=Jane102
16Ian92
17Phil7.53
18Pete6.52
19Roy62
20=Diane51
20=Fred52
20=Sue B51
23Alasdair41
24Yvonne11
25=Jan03
25=Maggie02
25=Keith02
25=Margaret02
25=Barry01
25=Geertje01
25=James01
25=Brendan01
25=Melvyn01
25=Sandie01
25=David01
25=Tony01

Christine A won the event on Sunday 6th June but the overall winner of the winter league is Maureen. Here’s Robin presenting the trophy. Next Melee 4th July.

AGM today

Gorgeous blue sky for our open air AGM. All business transacted efficiently and at a distance and there was time afterwards for some social games with over 20 members. Next Sunday is Monthly melee as usual.

Please check your boules

Jane has acquired a boule that doesn’t belong to her. She plays with an Obut Match 690 but one of her boules is now an Obut Match 700. She’s only ever played at Huddersfield so someone has accidentally picked up her boule instead of their own and she has done the same. as the patterns are similar. If members could check their boules and see if they have an odd boule we can arrange a swap and everyone will be happy. Jane’s unique reference is E458.